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Joke of the Day
"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."
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"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""
"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."
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"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."