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Joke of the Day
"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."
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"People who don't smoke pot suck. They should all be stoned."
"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"
"Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery."
"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."
"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."
"I fucked a girls butthole."
"How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"