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Joke of the Day

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"I was always really bad with numbers But I think my 34 inch dick makes up for it."

"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card. I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW"

"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."

"""Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?"" ~My son apparently"

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"