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Joke of the Day

"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"

"Joe is a such generous guy. Once he went out on the town and got two blowjobs. He came back and gave me one!"

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."

"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"

"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"

"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"

"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."