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Joke of the Day

"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"When the doctor told me I only had six months to live, I killed him violently with his own pencil. Worked a treat. Got me twenty years."

"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"

"To me Bernie Sanders is more like God It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out."

"What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two"

"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."

"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."