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Joke of the Day

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."

"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"

"Why do the Kurds have no state of their own? They didn't get their whey."

"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."

"Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration"