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Joke of the Day

"To me Bernie Sanders is more like God It is not the guy I have problem with but the fan club freaks me out."

"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"

"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."

"My father walks into a bar... And stays there for the rest of my childhood."

"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"

"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."

"Not to brag but I'm one of those people who can eat whatever she wants and still gain a concerning amount of weight."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."

"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"

"What did we call IT before computers ? The Mail Room"