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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel... If I had a nickel for every economics test I passed, I'd have 7 cents."

"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""

"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."

"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"

"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."

"Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?"