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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."

"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"

"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."

"(nsfw) What do pimples and catholic priests have in common? They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13."

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"

"Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs..."

"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"

"Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them"

"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"