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Joke of the Day

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"I will literally punch you in the throat the next time you misuse the word ""literally""."

"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."

"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."

"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"

"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"

"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."

"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."

"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""