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Joke of the Day
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"
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"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"
"Do vampires get AIDS?"
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fuckin racist."
"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"
"What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me."
"What do you call a state named after highways? Road Island."
"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"
"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"