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Joke of the Day
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"
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"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
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"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."
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"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
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"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."