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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you scare a tree? Petrified wood."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"

"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? The gun only has one trigger! -Clorox Bleach"

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""