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Joke of the Day
"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"
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"What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common? Dey both sinna, mon!"
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"Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue *Never shuts the hell up*"
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"How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb? Me, and only me!"
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"A dad asks his son, ""What has four legs but isn't alive?"" The son says,""Nice try dad, a chair!"" ""Not this time son, our dog is dead"""
"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"