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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."

"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."

"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"

"The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in."

"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"