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Joke of the Day
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
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"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"
"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."
"Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch? Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna."
"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"The pound is way more fun than the zoo They change out the animals every week!"
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."
"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."
"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."