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Joke of the Day
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
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"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."
"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."
"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."
"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"