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Joke of the Day

"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."

"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."

"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"

"The paleo diet is to eat only foods cavemen would have eaten. So, fruity pebbles, cocoa pebbles, the oatmeal with little dinosaur eggs, etc."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."