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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."

"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"What's grandma's favorite seasoning? Old Bae"

"So I was at Ikea the other day and bought a hot dog. The weird thing is, I had to put it together myself. And when I was finished, there were all these parts left over."

"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""

"What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear."

"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""