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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."

"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"

"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."

"I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho."

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."