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Joke of the Day

"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."

"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair? Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"