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Joke of the Day
"I almost had a threesome today I just needed 2 more girls"
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"A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people skip his name"
"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"
"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"
"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"
"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."
"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""
"Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road? The eggrolled"
"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"