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Joke of the Day

"A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people skip his name"

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us."

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"Just saw one of those giant centipedes run though my living room so now I'm gunna sleep with a flamethrower and a full metal jacket."

"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"