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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"

"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."

"Superman can save the world but Clark Kent"

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife"

"To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow."

"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"

"Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone."

"What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm"

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"