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Joke of the Day

"I have a black belt in leather"

"how are bi planes different from regular planes? a lot of them have a wide open cockpit."

"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."

"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."

"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"

"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."