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Joke of the Day
"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."
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"What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar"
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."
"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"
"What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."
"What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds? There's 20 of em'"
"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"
"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""