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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."
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"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"
"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"
"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"
"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"
"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."
"Pro tip: No matter how much you hate wrapping, never ask your wife to wrap her own Christmas presents."
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger screams ""Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman screams ""Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""
"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."