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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole."

"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."

"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"

"Last month I decided to invest in a gym membership. Since then I have lost... ...about $39.99 in cash."

"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? right where you left it."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."