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Joke of the Day

"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese."

"It's been reported that Donald Trump has recently found Jesus ... And had him deported."

"What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime."