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Joke of the Day

"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."

"In other news... An airplane crashed into a cemetery this morning. 400 bodies have already been found and the search continues."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"

"What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat."

"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."

"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only took 1 nail to hang the picture."

"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."