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Joke of the Day
"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"
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"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."
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"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""
"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."
"What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"[First date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Date: ""I'm a librarian."" Me: ""Oh, my bad."" *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*"
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"What illness do you diagnose a sick ass online bowling player with? E-bowla!"