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Joke of the Day

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan"

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"kids let me explain this in teen. your father & i have unfollowed each other. he was yoloing another woman. it's 4:20 time to smoke divorce"

"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."

"What's the only way a Trumpie can get hard? Freezing to death."

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"