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Joke of the Day

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"I'm not saying all my friends are Pot Heads But we did have a 2 hour discussion on how Sponge Bob Grills underwater"

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Weird...I smell carrots, too."""

"I accidentally watched 2 minutes of golf and my pants turned plaid!"

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a little boy runs by. ""I'd love to screw that little kid,"" said the priest. The rabbi responds, ""Out of what?"""