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"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"
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"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"Did you hear Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15.5 years in prison today? Under 16, that is a big win for him.   Credit to /u/RandomExcess"
"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."
"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"
"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."
"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""