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Joke of the Day

"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"

"Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P ."

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"

"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"

"When I die I want my hand to be glued in a thumbs up, and my body lowered into molten steel."

"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

"What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen? A pedantry."