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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
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"You know why we can never trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... ...I don't know y"
"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."
"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"
"Friday is just Monday with tits."
"Why don't Indians play soccer? Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."
"General Contractor: Don't worry ma'am, everything will be ready, we'll have the scaffolding set up and erected. Me: *mutes phone* hahahahaha"
"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"