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"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"

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"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""
"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."
"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"
"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."
"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"
"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."