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Joke of the Day

"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"

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"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"
"Me: ""Words can't describe how perfect you are."" Her: ""Aww thank you!""... Me: ""But numbers can! 3/10"""
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."
"So I went to a culture booth recently... And I tried some ramen. Wasn't a great idea I soon found out, as I had eaten a cheeseburger not long before. Everything just surrendered..."
"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"
"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""
"Have you heard about the new drink, the hurricane Sandy? It's a watered down Manhattan."
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