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Joke of the Day
"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"
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"Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon."
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"