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Joke of the Day
"Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon."
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"I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times"
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
"There's a bird in the yard and she's shaking her tail feathers in hope of attracting a mate. HE SHOULD LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRAIN, I yell."
"A wife is worried about her body... Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."
"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."
"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck."