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Joke of the Day

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the investment banker leave her husband? She was losing interest."

"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"

"LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry"

"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."

"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."

"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."

"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"

"Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor."

"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."