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Joke of the Day

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"

"My dick is a joke Nobody's ever seen it coming."

"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"

"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."

"I hate people who don't finish"