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Joke of the Day

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"

"What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A thon"

"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."

"""I have to poop"" ~What teenagers say when they don't want to do something you've asked them to do"

"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled."