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Joke of the Day
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."
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"You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you."
"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"
"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."
"An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"
"went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis..."
"Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !"
"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"