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Joke of the Day

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that finds me unattractive... ...then after a while they would find me attractive."

"I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply."

"what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag"

"My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in"

"What is ""moving and walking straight""? Four words. Edit: when do I kill myself."