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Joke of the Day

"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."

"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""

"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."

"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"

"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."