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Joke of the Day

"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."

"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"

"Atheism just made less sense to me once I saw my neighbor Karen's tits."

"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"

"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"