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Joke of the Day
"When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!"
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"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"
"Why are vacuum cleaners made by gays the best? Because they really suck."
"What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"
"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."
"I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny."
"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"