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Joke of the Day
"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"
Next Joke
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"
"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"
"My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends."
"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."
"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."
"I grabbed for my Android and grabbed my friend's instead She said ""This is not the droid you're looking for"""