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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know."

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."

"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."

"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"