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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke about Kim Jong-Un [Removed]"

"Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house."

"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"

"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"

"Siri, fight Alexa."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."

"HEY GRAPEFRUIT, know what else is a grape AND a fruit? GRAPES. yeah. so get your own name you citrus idiot"

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""

"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."