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Joke of the Day
"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"
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"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire. (I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."
"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."
"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."