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Joke of the Day

"College spelled backwards is ""egelloc""... ...which makes no sense just like everything i've learnt in college"

"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"

"Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny."

"In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms."

"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"

"Pacifist I'll pass a fist right through your fuckin' face nigga."

"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."