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Joke of the Day
"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"
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"in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle"
"A lady that sat next to me on a plane freaked out when she realized that I am a muslim. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets."
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"
"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."
"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"
"Its O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !"
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"