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Joke of the Day
"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"
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"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."
"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"
"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."
"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"
"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."
"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."
"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."
"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""
"My girlfriend said I have a good looking penis She said it was impeckerable"