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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
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"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"
"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."