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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
Next Joke
"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""
"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."
"What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet"
"How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!"
"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."
"NSFW Why was the guitar teacher arrested? He got caught fingering a minor"
"They say 99% of the population is stupid... I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!"
"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"
"If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open."