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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"
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"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
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"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"
"He died doing what he loved, checking his mentions while driving."
"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."
"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."
"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? Oh wait, I don't have a garage. Sorry neighbor I'll clean them out tomorrow."
"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"