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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"
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"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."
"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."
"5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"
"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"
"Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."